Twilight

My friend found this rant about Twilight. It cracks me up. :]

I can't say this enough: I. FUCKING. HATE. TWILIGHT. WITH. EVERY. FIBER. OF. MY. BEING.Since when is it okay for a guy to stalk you, insult you, steal your car engine, watch you SLEEP, threaten you, abuse you, and nearly RAPE you? Just because he thinks he's all that and a bag of lays because he happens to sparkle like Tinker Bell? I'm sorry, I missed the part about "vampires" being vegan and sparkling. I also missed the part where young women are supposed to be stupid enough to allow said pixiepire to walk all over them like they're some kind of fucking doormat. I'm sorry, but not everyone can be as perfect as Bella Sue; after all, not everyone is able to give up their hopes, dreams, and futures for a guy they've only known for two weeks who happens to like how they smell and would love to kill them.Dare I also add that the whole series not only glorifies sexism and domestic violence, but also pedophilia and necrophilia? Do I honestly want to watch a movie based on a 35-year-old woman's sick fantasy diary? Let me sum it up: EDWARD DOES NOT DAZZLE ME.